They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Houston, we have a blender
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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