I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Your penis caused this!
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