I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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