I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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