You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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