Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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