Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Bring me that man meat
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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