wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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