I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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