bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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