so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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