When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
