So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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