i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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