butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
50% drunk capacity currently
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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