Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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