capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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