The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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