wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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