Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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