i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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