If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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