idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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