"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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