You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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