whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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