i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
