Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
A+ Viking dick
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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