What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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