I molested 6 butterflies tonight
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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