did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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