im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i came on her dog
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
