I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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