some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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