Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I don't think brook has ever known best
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
In other news, I just burned my penis
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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