But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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