I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I am mentally ready for anal.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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