the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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