I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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