PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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