Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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