Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
is wine microwaveable?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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