i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
