Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
