I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I skipped work to stalk him.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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