Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
