its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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