At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
