so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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