Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Randomize
