So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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