PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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