There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
is it fun? or sober?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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